"Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing."

"Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we
pay."

"... the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of
himself and a wreck of his country."

"We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate."

"Half of the American people never read a newspaper.Half never voted for President.One hopes it is the same half."

"It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people."

"No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in."

"Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half."

"The future of this republic is in the hands of the American
voter."

"Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by
the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few."

"Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay."

"Vote for the man who promises least--he'll be the least disappointing."

"Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you
may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never
lost."

"Vote for the man who promises least--he'll be the least
disappointing."

"I always voted at my party's call, and I never thought of
thinking for myself at all."

"We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a
candidate."

"You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but
vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble."

"Perhaps America will one day go fascist democratically, by
popular vote."

"... the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country."

"Among free men there can be no successful appeal from the ballot
to the bullet."

"Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not
vote."

"Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises
a public trust."

"When a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to
vote against me."

"It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really
one party representing four percent of the people."

"When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: I
never stole anything in my life. All I ask is a chance."

"When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: I never stole anything in my life. All I ask is a chance.."

"Where annual elections end, there slavery begins."